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An all round amazing being who can be known to target friends mothers for sexual pleasure.
I can't believe simmo slept wiv both our mums.... twice
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Anyone who acts like a local nonce, bit of a boy-botherer, no qualms about inviting people back from nightclubs 'for a swim'.
Marjorie, don't give the kids any money for the ice cream van today - I've just noticed a bit of a simmo hanging round the park.
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A long haired twat who falls out of bed during sex
oh look it's joe moss... nevermind it's simmo
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A numb but who picks up all the sweaty expired vaginas off the street and use them for his personal plesure. A degrading version of the mansluts and the hillbillys.
Often plays roger ramjet tunes on audio software as this is their mating call. Though however, his milk usually brings all the boys to his yard and dance with him as he caresses spoons.
Watch out, a ferret ass is around the corner. Dont want to get near simmo.
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A Jamaican slang word for the social policy of right wing conservative political parties. Often is used in a derogatory sense, especially after a couple of rumbo's.
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The republican party has no simmo at all.
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You have as much substance as a simmo.
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1. Are you a simmo? (Are you an emo)
2. He's a simmo (He's an emo)
3. Please don't be a simmo (Please don't be an emo)
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The act of performing a rectal examination by tickling one balls with his moustache while connected to a Captain Morgan I.V
Frank: Hey Justin, After this night out, we're gonna have to try a Dirty Simmo!
Justin : Sounds good babe!