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It is necessary
Not really hungry and cannot be bothered to cook. But needs must
when your acrylics grow out leaving a gap between the “did” nail and the nailbed.
“I was ringing out the dude before closing and he had the audacity to tell me ‘you need a fill’ as he took his change”
What to say to someone if they let rip a massive wet fart, the bubbly kind that feels like warm gravy running down the leg
Guy A ; *PPPRRRRRRPPPPPPppp*
Guy B '...jesus christ mate, need a sponge?'
Dolla Change's debut into the rapping industry, with his new single "She need that". This rapping prodigy is begginging his successful rapping career young in his early 20's. This song alludes to his "pipe"(penis) and how "she" (girls) want it.
1: Bruh have you heard DOLLA CHANGES NEW SINGLE?
2: Yea man it's fire! She need that pipe!
In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."
Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "
A bitch "...."
Hym "No, go ahead."
A bitch "...."
Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"
A bitch "....."
Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
So excited that you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc, how was my procedure?
Doc: Went so well that I need a towel!