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When your nipple activates your phone (kept in a men's shirt breast pocket) and activates it, sends a text or tweet.
Ooops, it got cold, so I nipple dialed some random garbage..
A wizard swear or expletive used in the Potter Puppet Pals.
Snape: I'll see you in detention later Mr. Potter.
Harry Potter: Oh Voldemort's Nipple.
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a boched boob job were the nipples fall off and they sew chicken clits on for replacements
man that stripper got some clit nipples
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This term refers to a baby-sized penis which is located on the crotch of a full-grown man.
Most of the major military conflicts in recorded history can probably be blamed on the occurrence of the crotch nipple. There are many crotch nipples in the world, and they are all due to mindless cruelty on the part of God, who does not actually exist.
This term was first coined by hecKtor Dangus in 1991 upon his first viewing of a videotaped performance by GG Allin, for reasons which are readily apparent to anyone who has ever seen GG in the nude.
Confucius say, "man with crotch nipple much more likely to join Marines".
If a man with a crotch nipple were to play his cards right at the dyke bar, he might get lucky with a lipstick lesbian who has a penchant for large clitori.
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What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.
It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?
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What they serve in the school's cafeteria, McDonalds, Burger King, and anywhere else;
Disguise name is chicken nuggets, is literally chicken's nipples, not nuggets.
Boy : Wow ! These deluxe chicken nuggets are delicious !
Boy 2 : Hey, did you know that their really called chicken nipples !?
Boy : Uhm..excuse me I need to use the bathroom really quick..
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What a woman has if she goes all day without a bra on and no one noticed.
We were out all day with Jane and never noticed she wasn't wearing a bra. It was nipply out and she wasn't wearing a jacket either. The woman's got ninja nipples!
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