When you fill your girlfriend/ wifeโs asshole full of lotion and begin a pounding; after you cum, you take that same lotion and rub it all over her body.
Hey babe, do you want some of that ass lotion tonight?
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the act of taking Bath and Body Works festive vanilla fig lotion and having a group ass massaging party.
Hey are you free this weekend for our annual fiesta lotionizing?
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Small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. These annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.
Rakisha: Sheniqua, do you have any lotion? I believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.
Sheniqua: Why yes I do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.
Rakisha: What a pitty!
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no really, go see hand lotion bomb its a longer name that doesn't roll off the tongue as well. Buts its technically the name.
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ESPN.com's Sports Guy suggested name for an all-male cast pron movie starring '08 NFL Buffalo Bills coaching staff, due to the names on the staff: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke.
Bill Simmons column: Actual names of Buffalo coaches this season: Dick, Perry, Turk, Bobby, Alex and Tyke. Somebody get a fake all-male porn movie poster ready! Come on! Do it for me! Call the movie, "Lotion in the Basket" or "Extra-Hot Buffalo Sauce" and stick that thing online. I don't ask for much.
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When a man cums down your throat because you said it was itchy
"Girl get good motion by using your throat lotion"
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