honk pill

“everything is upside down everything is backwards. doctors destroy heath, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religion destroys spirituality and governments destroy freedom” the end is near, honk honk

“he’s acting a little weird what happened to him?” “he took the honk pill”

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pill roulette

When a doctor tests certain medications on a patient, but actually worsens the problem through trial and error.

Micky: my doc put me on antidepressants... but it actually made me suicidal... so he put me on another kind and now don't give shit about anything... so now he thinks I need a different kind... I feel like a lab rat!

Mallory: Sounds like pill roulette to me.

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Jesus Pills

A pill embodiment of Jesus that literally turns water into WINE!!!

Person A: Yo Ben you got that good shit?
Person B: Do you mean them Jesus Pills? That turns water into WINE!!!??
Person A: What else is there brosif?

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ADL pilled

Cause (someone) to have their perspective on Jews dramatically transformed to believe -
That Jews are always being victimised.
That Jews are not antigentiles.
That antigentilism doe not exist.
That antigentilism is a made up term by antisemites.
That any criticism of Jews and Isreal, and questioning the Holocaust, and anyone having an opinion that differs from that of Jews is unacceptable and is antisemetic.

Jews want everyone to be ADL pilled

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go-pills

Drugs issued by the military to enable soldiers and pilots to remain awake for extended periods (>24 hours). Includes new stimulants such as modafinil (ProVigil) as well as the traditional sympathomimetic amines (the amphetamines and their derivatives).

"Had to go to the medic and draw some go-pills 'cause we're doin' CONOPS all night into the morning, and no time for a combat nap."

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pill fatigue

A condition occuring over time to chronically ill patients who have to take a lot of medication, in which the patient stops taking pills because of the stress and monotony of constant pill swallowing.

"I am so tired of taking all my HIV meds. I'm full before I ever get anything to eat."
"Hey man, don't be giving in to pill fatigue now."

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Woody Pills

Another name for erectile dysfunction medications like viagra, cialis, and levitra.

I just scored some woody pills, let's go looking for chicks.