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A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.
Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
A place in Texas where many cross-country airline flights stop for connections and a particularly excellent place for a mid-trip dump.
Woman: Oh dear, I'm feeling like I need to drop the kids off at the pool.
Man: We'll be landing in Dallass-Fart Worth shortly and you can bend a biscuit there.
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Know your worth can be used in both positive and negative contexts. In a positive way it’s a form of both support and encouragement; you’re letting someone know they’re important. A contrasting way of using this is by implying someone is worth less than you or not worth anything.
Positive - It’s okay Emily, know your worth!
Negative - Stop being racist and know your worth you fat shit
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In the roman days, soldiers were payed in salt as it was a high commodity used to preserve meat and many other functions. If a soldier wasn't good he wasn't payed.
That guy is terrible, he definitely isn't worth his salt!
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Love is worth its weight in gold, but a kiss from Dave's mom ain't worth shit.
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The largest metropolis of Texas. As of 2007, the fastest growing metro area in the country and home to almost 6 million residents. The Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex is almost nothing but a sea of similar looking cookie cutter housing developments that continue unabated for miles and miles across the plains of north-central Texas. All the Metroplex cities are almost the same; Garland looks like Plano looks like Carrolton looks like Irving looks like Mesquite. The DFW Metroplex has more shopping malls than anywhere else in the U.S. The massive DFW Airport lies between Dallas and Fort Worth and is the 4th busiest airport in the U.S. as well as being the main hub for American Airlines. Despite being in the same metro area, Dallas and Forth Worth are vastly different. Fort Worth is way more “western” and friendly while Dallas is more haughty and “yuppie” or urban-professional. The Dallas-Fort Worth area was traditionally driven by big oil but is now reliant on high-tech industries, wholesale/retail trade and financial services. There are more millionaire oil magnates in the DFW area than anywhere else in the U.S. People in Dallas-Fort Worth generally drive either SUVs or pickup trucks. The woman are hot for the most part. Most of the people adhere to the religion of Dallas Cowboys football on Sundays.
Dallas-Fort Worth is a good place to live depending on where you are from. It's a surburban mix of Midwestern and southwestern culture rolled into one.
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Basically what you say when you agree with a point of view/an attitude that's been expressed/adopted by someone. It means they are worthy of (your) praise. Can be said about a man, a woman, anyone really.
Chick #1 : I think Ronaldo is better than Messi, he just is the GOAT, everyone should accept it, number speak louder than anything Leosexuals could say
Chick #2 : Hun, they can't be compared, they play at different posts, Ronaldo is muscle and hard work ethic, Messi is natural talent, and frankly, they can coexist, I would even say they are complementary, like some sort of Ying and Yang.
Chick #3 : Wow, a dick worth sucking