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The Luigi Board

The ouija board but better (Sorry spritual beings).

You can contact the infamous Luigi with this board.

"Come on! Let's use the Luigi Board guys! Dont be a chicken."

by Karma Knight October 20, 2022


Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.

I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!

by Wallville December 14, 2007


hitting the boards

1. winning or scoring

2. hitting the sideboards in hockey, causing injury

1. They won, hitting the boards for 10 points.

2. Hitting the boards, he broke his arm

by Floyd E. Batchelder May 17, 2008


board warrior

An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.

Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.

by Carl Persson April 29, 2005


Cock Board

When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.

Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.

by puebloCO November 23, 2010

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board up

The term used when seeing a hot female who positively effects one's state of sexual arousal.

Oh my god look at that girl, I'm about to board up.

by Beaver Slap August 28, 2009

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chair boarding

The new sport that's sweeping the nation. It's a combination of skateboarding and office chairs. It rocks.

The rules dictate that a person must be sitting on an office chair that has the ability to adjust height and back rest. It must also be able to spin, that is a must.

To participate you must kick off the floor in a spinning motion (called an "ollie," by the veterans of the sport,) and then bust out some sick, ill moves without putting your feet back on the floor until you wish to "land."

Marks are scored out of ten in three different categories, giving a final score out of thirty. The categories are style (how the boarder incorporated the adjustment features in their spin), revolutions (how many times the chair spins during that one particular move) and pizazz (leg grabs, flip reverses, any sick move that your ill mind can think of).

Points are deducted for falling off the chair, bad pizzaz (bizazz if you will) and doing a crap landing (the pros call this, "bailing.")

The sport is still in it's infancy but I suggest you join up now so in five years when it's all the rage you can be like "man, I was chair boarding before you even knew what it was you big gay jaborni.

"Yo want a game of chair boardin?"

"Yeah dude, radical to the max!"

"Shut up."

"O.K."

"Actually, you can't play because you're a chump who falls of their chair, get some control man."

"Fair point, fair point."

by Ian Mckenna May 16, 2005

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