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What everyone should say when they quit their job.
"Fuck this job, I quit!"
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When a turd is half way in and out of your ass and someone bjs it.
Roxanne is nasty, she gave me a log job last night.
Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.
I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.
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This is a stereotypical female unskilled entry level job such as cashier, waitress, clerk.
Susan just got a Jill job down at the truck stop.
handjob in the form of claping someone's wein
yo anna! i'm feelin' extra freaky tonight, how about a clap job?
When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.
Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'
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When you flick a penis until it cums.
Dude Amanda gave me the most AMAZING flick job last night.