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When a man masturbates prior to having sex, in order to last longer.
Bro, I have a hot date tonight. I'm gonna have a soft opening first.
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When you lift the foreskin right before you are about to cum.
I was in my sisters room and decided to open a yogurt.
Being guarded by every person on the court whether they are on your team or not, and saying fuckit I'm taking the shot anyways, and afterwards telling everyone to shut the fuck up because you were wide open.
Dude shut the fuckup I'm taking open shots fagget.
when your home alone at 3 am and get a ring notification
OPEN THE NOOR
the Zen-like state of mind when one may freely and with neither shame nor pride claim authorship of each and every gaseous release from ones ass
Old uncle dudely: catch that one you young whipper snapper and paint it green.
Young nephew duder: dude that is devastating. i am stupified not only by it's gnarly scent but by your anal openness.
Old uncle dudely: years in india my boy. years in india.
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something that smells horrible.
hey,Steve!Whats that smell?Whatever that is,get it out of here,it smells like OPEN BOOTY in this motha!
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In automotive circles, running wide open refers to operating a vehicle at 100% throttle and relates historically to the throttle/fuel valve being fully open. The term is usually used to indicate that the vehicle is in final gear and traveling at a high rate of speed.
Boy, he was wide open coming down the back stretch! The ground was shaking, I'm tellin' you!
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