What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
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We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!
shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
A drug dealers Partner or girl friend
Queen Packet says to partner give me a shot or I will breach ya DVO
When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"
"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"
"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."
"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."
Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."
"Daaaamn girl, I heard that...you better check ya panties and make sure it ain't no gravy packet!"
"Oooh, that sounded wet and naaaaasty...someone better call McCormick spices, cuz she got a recipe for a gravy packet back there..."
A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
When you cut open a packet of food (Usually lollies or chips) with scissors in a neat, straight line. Instead of the ripping it open
"My English teacher is such a Packet Faggot"