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One who swears that he/she is singularly and uncontrollably aroused by pans.
Sex shop owner: "We got whips, hand-cuffs, feathers, chains, dildos, butt-plugs, cock-rings, joy-buzzers, batons, tasers, axes, machetes, M-16s, SAMs, anthrax-"
Pansexual: "Got any pans?"
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Being sexually attracted not based of biological classification on any rung from life to gender.
"You know Jack Harkness, right?"
"You mean that pansexual deviant?"
"He fornicated with my tree last week."
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The left-wing definition of basically being bisexual.
I am pansexual, I don't need to be restricted by my sexuality.
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The sexual attraction to pans and/or the Greek God "Pan"
"He jacks off to pans?" "Yeah, he's pansexual."
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Proud. Okay if anyone was coming for a REAL definition please keep reading. This is a sexuality were you like ALL genders as in not just boy and girl because no, that's bisexual. Pansexual is when you are sexually/emotionally attracted to boys,girls,transgender people and anything else in the gender world. And if you are pansexual that is great cuz we need more in the world
Mom : Hey
Girl : Yeah, mom?
Mom : When you get married I just can't wait to see your husband.
Girl : Ugh, Mom don't realize i'm not straight..? I've been with so many other types of people..pansexual remember?
Mom : I know sweetheart i'm sorry
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I believe the definition for Pansexual needs to be altered a bit. Many of the definitions provided on this site, and most others for that matter, are provided by people who identify as pan and as such often come off a bit insulting to other orientations.
Yes. Pansexual represents one who is attracted to an individual regardless of gender or gender identification. Like everyone else has said, they can love/be attracted to ALL... not just male or female.
But, I highly doubt you'll meet very many bisexuals who would identify themselves any differently. The problem with "bisexual" is the word itself because it DOES imply the binary male and female. But, in practice, very few bisexual individuals actually look at love in that fashion.
A straight person, a gay person, a bisexual person, they can all date and love a transgender person and that doesn't make them not straight or not gay or not bisexual. In fact, transgendered identifying people would probably be insulted if their girlfriend or boyfriend was suddenly labeled as "not straight", that implies that the transgendered person is somehow less male or less female than someone genetically born that way.
The definitions for pansexual on here are mostly accurate, but they fail to acknowledge that all these labels are part of the problem in the first place. Just love who you want however you want and if someone asks, "what are you?" Tell them it doesn't matter... or make something up who cares.
Doug: I'm so happy I met my new boyfriend, he's really changed my life.
Suzie: Isn't he trans... I thought you were gay?
Doug: I am gay, my boyfriend is a guy, end of story.
Suzie: Oh, well I'm pansexual so I don't even think about gender, I'm basically blind to gender which is really what the world needs.
Doug: I think the world just needs less labels. Who cares if you're pan or I'm gay... I know who I love and that's what matters.
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People who fuck frying pans
someone: I'm Pansexual.
Me: You fuck pans?
someone: well... I don't discriminate. I'd fuck pots too.
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