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a bunch of fuckers who where so retarded that forgot a condom and expect you to worship them because of it.
they make you want to live in a grave so you not see them anymore. don't listen to crap they say. just pretend and shit.
unfortunately the only way you can escape them is to kill yourself.
soon both you and your parents and fucking siblings will be in grave. finally free

and nope . no afterlife, resurrection, ect . how could a god so retarded exist that make parents and force you to worship them?
be in peace my friends.

a retarded normie: parents make roof above your head, you have to worship them blah blah blah
a normal person: fuck off normie.

by fgfggffgf July 31, 2019


Parents

The person who gave birth to you and had sex to have you. Also known as people who never loved you

"My parents were going out on a date and never came back"
"Why"
"Because they don't love me"
"Make sense neither does anybody else in the orphanage"

by Polish-Cow October 1, 2020


Parents

Your mums ur dad

Ur dads ur mum

Parents

by Step broooo September 16, 2019


Parents

Something That I Don't Have.

Person 1 "Hey What Are Parents?" Person 2 "I Don't Know"

by Tantromium May 29, 2021


Parents

the assholes that force you to do everything and blame you for something they did. It’s not your fault, I promise. You’re perfect. Love you.

‘My parents were on a call last night, and blamed me for them overcooking the food while I was asleep?’

by Rowanglowz June 12, 2021


Parents

1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".

2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.

Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79

Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars

Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok

by backwards_cones March 3, 2021


Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell

Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same

by owo hecc September 23, 2018