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When someone is being super flaky but their so sweet you can’t help but forgive them
“Urrg I hate him so much, he’s such a pastry. Like I wanna dump him but he’s just so sweet”
Donna dalle grandi qualità, ammirata per la sua dolcezza
Aristotele:"Lo scopo del lavoro è quello di guadagnarsi il tempo libero per venerare la Pastry"
A pastry is happens when a girl allows her sex partner to ejaculate in her ass. The girl decides to hold the ejaculate in. Later on when she takes a shit the turds come out with the ejaculate wrapped around them.
My wife crapped out a pastry this morning a forgot to flush it.
pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.
“i miss pastry”
“pastry come back”
The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.
The theory dates back to 2014
Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”
The weight gain through the consumption of copious amounts of Hungarian pasty. Typically occurs during the holiday season.
I gained 20 pounds of pastry weight last Christmas
A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry
"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."