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Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.
"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.
"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"
"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"
(noun): asking for a drink when your high as shit.
Ex; hey man i need a pasty swig.
Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.
Hey Pasty Cakes!
You're a Pasty Cake.
a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.
"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"