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A vagina that is particularly dry and flakey
"No, she wasn't great, I went down to sample some vertical sandwich and I ended up face-to-face with a cunt pasty"
The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina
Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie
A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
Butt Pasty. Not the kind of tasty Cornish Pasty we all love but a pasty-esque excretion from the anus; perhaps even the bi-product of the aforementioned.
I just left a nasty Butt Pastie on her chest.
the aftermath of a fucked pussy
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.
Hey Pasty Cakes!
You're a Pasty Cake.
a person who would be considered to be hotter than a sex muffin.
"Wow, check out that shag pasty! I'd totally have a crack on that!"