no pen no gain

Without studying you can get nowhere :P ;)

- Hey man, I got my college degree now I can apply for a better job :D
- Congrats dude! no pen no gain

pen hemorrhage

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.

ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."

Epi-Pen

Epi-pen is the brand name of the most common type of autoinjector of epinephrine (i.e. adrenaline). Because they can be self-administered and are very fast-acting, Epi-pens are commonly carried by persons with severe allergies and a risk of anaphylactic shock. In the US and the United Kingdom, Epi-pens are regulated medical devices and require a prescription.

Let's fast forward. I've dropped the nut bomb on Nutman, and he is, against all odds, falling madly in love with my nut-free self. We have the heavy-panting "let me show you what I like" conversations, shortly followed by the ever-sexy "Let me show you how to operate my Epi-Pen" discussion. That one concludes with, "FYI, I always keep two in my purse, right next to the emergency condom." I am the least sexy person ever to walk the earth.

43👍 7👎

pen spinning

Art of spinning a pen (not a pencil) trough your finger fast and smooth
wich makes cool effects.
Many skilled pen spinner learnt the basics on the Universal Pen Spinning Board wich you can look up on google or yahoo

it is a new Art Form but still growing much
it's comparable to yo-yo, juggling,

Whoa look at this guy, he's pen spinning!

92👍 19👎

pig pen

police station

I saw 2 police cars leave the pig pen

76👍 15👎

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

37👍 6👎

Pen Weasel

A pen weasel is the asshole in your office that somehow accumlates everyones good writing pens. This person neve every buys a pen they always steal them.

Hey where the fuck did my pen go? My mom bought me a really good one for Christmas. Hey man just check the pen weasel I bet that asshat has it.

18👍 2👎