vag it out

to give birth.

"I'm just going to suck it up, vag it out and then sell it."

(karen from shameless talking about how she's going to not get an abortion and give birth instead.)

James K. Polk

11th president of the United Sates; also said to be the first white man to have a Chinese character as a tattoo.

President James K. Polk is fucking awesome!

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Pow Pow

Pronounced (p-ow) like cow. POW-POW.

This is what Dominican moms, aunts, babysitters, dads, uncles, god-mothers, god-fathers, sisters, brothers, grandmothers, grandfathers; pretty much every Dominican says to a small child when they're having a tantrum.

It's kind of a small punishment for young children that usually results in a slap to the hands/legs/butt.

American Mother to misbehaved child: "Kyle, stop it, or I'm going to have to put you in time out."

Dominican Mother to misbehaved child: "Anthony, stop it, or I'm going to give you a pow pow."

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Buffer

something that the Corleone family had a lot of.

Senator Pat Geary: Mr. Cici, was there always a buffer involved?
Willi Cici: A what?
Senator Pat Geary: A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to kill someone.

-The Godfather 2

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FetLife

FetLife is a social networking website that serves to people who are interested in BDSM, Fetishism and Kink. It's very similar to Facebook and MySpace but it's mostly run by kinksters instead.

FetLife was launched in early 2008 by this guy name John Baku, who was pretty much frustrated by his attempts to find women who had the same fetishes as he did, SO he created a dating website called 'peoplewithfetishes' which eventually became an online community, known as Fetlife.

This is a members only site, so you have to sign up. (it's free though) and basically once a member you could create a personal profile and list which fetishes you're into and curious about. You can also upload/view pictures and videos, including explicit ones that are often rejected by other sites. And you can write journal entries called Writings, and send and receive private messages called Conversations with other members.

There's also groups where people form events, conventions, parties, workshops; all in which people RSVP to attend and meet other members. It's pretty interesting and really cool. I personally have an account just cause I'm naturally drawn to that subculture though not enough to make me want to participate in it.

=Online Chat=

lonelymasochist: Hey, I just posted up a new picture on FetLife from last week's party.

nastydominatrax: Cool, which one? The one of all of us, dressed in leather while were humping the statue?

lonelymasochist: Lol, no but I should post that one up on FetLife now that you remind me. But I'm talking about the one where I'm rimming your butt while the dark master is spanking you.

nastydominatrax: Ohhh! Yeah. I'm gonna check it out right now.

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Tongue Bite

It's means exactly what the word implies; you bite your tongue.

Usually this happens when you're talking to fast or while you're eating too quickly or something. It's hurts like a motherfucker, and the pain literally goes through your head. It's way worse when you bleed and then it swells it up, and whenever you brush the tip of your tongue against you're teeth, you could actually feel the cut.

girl 1--Shit, I just got a tongue bite from chewing my gum.

girl 2--Oh man, that sucks. I hate when that happens to me.

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pen hemorrhage

when your pen bursts or leaks ink and makes a huge mess inside your back pack or pocket.

ally: **reaches inside bookbag** "oh crap what a mess!"

kendra: "whoa! what is that?"

ally: "pen hemorrhage."

kendra: "ah..."