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The single biggest cockblock in the world.
Guy 1:"I couldn't get any from my gf last night, man."
Guy 2:"That blows, why not?"
Guy 1:"She was on her period."
Guy 2:"Bummer brah."
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The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)
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1.Monthly flow of blood in females.
2.THAT'S IT... END ..full stop
3.Speach or Class lecture
1. Aeyo gal You smell shit.. You on your periods?
2. You punk ass bitch I hate you Period.
3. Man I'm tired When is this period gonna end?
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Something a female has to go through to have monsters in the future, also as known as babies.
"Hey, I've been having major cramps today :("
"Oh, are you on your period?"
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The monthly shedding of blood from the ovaries, which makes a fairly large mess.
Did you know? There are just as many female murders as male, but the girls never get caught. Why?
Because periods teach us exactly how to deal with blood.
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Hell when you have it and Hell when you don't
Exp 1- Ugh.. I'm on my period..
Exp 2- *hasn't had period of a long time* AM I PREGNANT? AM I DYING? AHHHHHHH
A time, usually 5 days, maybe less(LUCKY YOU!) or more. Your uterus feels like it's trying to KILL itself and you have to spend 9 dollars just so you don't get blood on your pants. You can't wear shorts, skirts, or ANYTHING WHITE. You feel hungry, you have headaches and back pain, and YOU GET CRAMPS!
Basically, a period is all sunshine, rainbows, and glitter!
.................NOT! :D
Periods are living hell.