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When you give a man the pinky finger instead of the middle finger indicating the person has a small dick.
Jerk cuts you off, you give him the pinky finger.
Jerk plays music too loud, give him the pinky finger.
Can be followed by the words Small Dick or Mr. Compensator!
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adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.
interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question
Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"
Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime
That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!
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The ubiquitous, pink monsters in id Software's original Doom games. They have massive, snarling jaws and commonly killed with a chainsaw. Sometimes called "butt monsters" for their vague resemblance to a human posterior with legs, they are officially called "demons" by id Software.
The barrels exploded, killing a pinky demon and three imps.
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When a girl has sex with a guy for the first time and pulls down his pants to find a very tiny penis (like the size of a pinky finger) which causes her to recoil in disappointment and pity.
Julie hung out with Sean yesterday and he totally pinky-scared her. She said she was sick and went home.
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A word game which has gained much popularity through the radio show Loveline with Dr. Drew & Psycho Mike. It is also accompanied with the theme music of epic sax guy.
The game is played by giving clues for two words which aren't necessarily related, but MUST rhyme. A true stinky pinky willl also have the same amount of syllables.
Smelly finger. (answer: stinky pinky)
inexperienced breast. (noob boob)
perfect jizz. (immaculate ejaculate)
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an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losing his or her pinky
"I pinky swore never to cover my mom's garden gnomes with carcinogens....I did and she cut off my pinky with a cleaver."
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This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".
Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.
Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)
Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?
Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)
*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *
*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *
The End!!!😃
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