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When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.
Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!
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Like the Gold Pill but with God on your side.
He took the Platinum Pill and believe in himself and a higher power. Now look how successful his life is.
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When a welfare recipiant(usually black people) go to the store buy junk food, blunts, cigs and anything else except the essentials and they swipe their ACCESS cards. All paid for courtesy of tax payers and job holders
Must be nice to buy all that shit with a ghetto platinum while I sit back and pay for it.
10👍 11👎
The nectar of the gods. Reasonably cheap but still good tasting vodka. Popular among college students for parties and people on a budget who can't stomach Vladimir or Dubra.
I can't drink Vladdy, it tastes like gasoline. Do you have any Platinum 7X?
The weapon Saddam Hussein used. An American soldier attempted smuggling it as a war prize.
General: Quick boy, get me that Platinum AK47.
Boy:شما حرامزاده شما می توانید اسلحه خود را بتعویق انداختن شما را نخواهد گرف
Translator: I think he says you can't take it sir.
General: Quick smuggle it aboard the aircraft.
When a music artist Urban sell a lot of mixtape. Apx 5k or more depending where u are from because some hood are bigger than others.
Homie#1 Yo bro, did u hear that new wave 2 from Quilly underground urban music artist from Philadelphia Homie#2 Yea my nigga that shit a classic forreal.That jawn went hood platinum.
A rather large pile of excrement or poo, to ‘do a platinum pudding’ is to defecate.
Elizabeth: I just did a platinum pudding.
Andrew: Goodness, yes I can smell it from here. It must have been a big one!
Elizabeth: Of course! Only platinum puddings are that big.