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polished pussy

The term used to describe a "clean" or shaved vagina. Often used when talking about oral sex.

Rob only eats polished pussy. He's no slob.

by cnopa March 31, 2010

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pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 8, 2003

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Trumpet Polisher

A Slang term used to describe a Male who frequently masturbates.

1. Son, your Mother and I know that you were Polishing your Trumpet last night.

2. Look! Here comes the Trumpet Polisher!

3. Jonathon has a really shiney trumpet

by Adam Green June 24, 2007

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Polish Tailgate

The act of placing a cooked beer brat in your ladies anus, several servings of sauerkraut in her puss and topping it all with a hardy dash of man mayo.

Let sit for 30-45 minutes at 98.6 degress and then feast upon the fruit of your labor.

We went to the Packer game last weekend and I cooked up a dynamite Polish Tailgate. It was cooked to perfection and seasoned properly. It came out extra juicy and the fellas loved it!

by Crazy Driggs February 19, 2011

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polish shrimp

Cheez Doodles put out for a party, especially a fancy party when plain old potato chips just won't cut it.

"Look Tony, polish shrimp!"

by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008

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Polish Payday

The act of witnessing Santa Claus ejaculate all over a naked Frosty the Snowman, all the while having a large bowel movement over a Christmas tree.

Thousands of people gathered this year at the North Pole to witness the first annual Polish Payday.

by Sparticas37 December 5, 2009

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dolphin polishing

masturbating

"I can't fuck right now. I just finished a rigorous bout of dolphin polishing."

by bigjimslim November 25, 2013

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