what this website doesn't need
I'm tired of finding politically biased definitions in Urban Dictionary. I didn't come here for politics.
Process by which one group tries to gain the whip hand over the other. War with less violence essentially. The participants in politics are hopelessly naive about their own side while unfairly cynical about the other side. Political thinking goes as follows: "We're for value X so we support policy A, the other side oppose policy A therefore they hate value X and are Nazis/communists/insert other group of extremists here." One of the signs that someone has been doing politics is that they assume everyone in their group is more moderate than they really are while thinking that the opposing group is more extreme than they really are.
Man this politics thing is such a necessary evil. Politics can have such a big and positive impact on our lives but I sure wish both sides would admit that they aren't perfect and never will be.
The main or actual definition is the discussion of political opinions, primarily debates on topics spoke of by the government and many others. Also described as an activity of government, basically a specific topic really. An example of a political opinion is say whether you are Pro Life or Pro Choice. So, say you are Pro Life, you would believe in not aborting, what is heavily debated, as a "child." That is a poltical opinion. But, overall it is the discussion of topics pertaining to the government, which is most commonly spoken by political figures. I also would describe it as a bit of a friendship destroyer. The reason being when some people disagree on certain topics, grudges may be held.
Jeff-Hey, do you like Politics?
Janice-Not particularly, why?
Jeff-Do you like Sarah Palin?
Janice-Yes, why?
Jeff-....FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!!!
Janice-:*(
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Someone who spent the first 20 years of adulthood in their mum's basement playing Fortnite
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Friend: So who did you vote for?
Me: Hillary, obviously.
Friend: 0MG U V0T3D F04 H1ILLARY THE DEMON SNAKE WOMAN OMG I HAET YOU GO DIE KILL YOURSELF DIE IN A FIRE
This is why I hate politics and political discussion.
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B.o.B: I'm guessin' that if we can make some wishes outta' airplanes
Then maybe oh maybe I'll go back to the days
Befo' the politics that we call a rap game
Alright, that example should give you enough info...
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lets take this one word at a time:
poli- from the greek word meaning 'many'
tics(a.k.a.-ticks)- blood sucking creatures
politics=many blood sucking creatures
heaven doesnt want me and hells afraid i'll take over, so i'll go into politics.
u lie so much u should be a politician
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