Rural Dictionary

Pooned

An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.

Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)

(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"

by Jowy the phleghmbot October 27, 2009

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Poon

A poonis slang for a vape or e cig that was developed by DA DEMONS IN THE CITY OF TORONTO only the real ones know the meaning behind it s/o to DA demons TRENDSETTERS

-savage673

Yo broski pass the poon !

Saying you copped a new poon!

NEW POON ALERT

by Savage673 August 19, 2019

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pooned

Pooned originated from pwned, which originated from owned. Pwned was made popular in counterstrike, as a more "1337" way of saying owned. Owned was mispelled as pwned in some other game, i think warcraft, which is how pwned came about, sort of a joke. Pooned came to my attention from watching the MyGot hacker flash video of counterstrike, in which it portrays some nerd saying pwned outloud, hence the pronunciation "pooned."

E.G.- "OMG, i love the map dust, i can poon so many noobs, and maybe if i poon enough noobs today, i can raise my server rank from 3 to 1 (hehehe)"

I then myself started using poon and pooned while playing counterstrike cuz it was funny as hell when people asked, "wtf does pooned mean?" Now, apparently, a lot of people use it, i haven't seen it though, only on servers i play in, in which case the bastards stole the word from me. They should be pooned for that.

"My napalm grenade burninated your ass, POONED!"

"P()()|\|3|)"

by Hatz aka ( )-N-S-|_-A-U-G-]-[-T aka Oleoresin Capsicum October 11, 2005

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