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Another term for jerking off.
Person 1: "Is Kelly done with that estimate yet!?!?"
Person 2: "...nah, dudes been Burning The Pork all morning"
An individual who, for enjoyment or personal gain, is quick to slob the one-eyed yogurt merchant.
Suzie was annoying, but her talent as a pork puffer kept Jim from kicking her out of his apartment.
Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today
An individual who sucks a male's penis with chewed up pork or ham in their mouth. This is said to make the individual feel sexually aroused due to the individual's mouth (and possibly throat) filled with meat. It has also been said that the male's penis that was sucked by this individual will smell like bacon.
A: Bro, how was your night with Amanda?
B: It was so awesome, she gave me so much head!
A: Yea Bro? Is she a Pork Gobbler?
B: Yea she is! She sucked my dick with ham. Man we both had a great night!
The biggest fashion model EVER
John pork is calling
Or
“have you seen John porks new post?”
“Yes isnt he so beautiful “
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The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)
A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.
Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off
Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)
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