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When you can't afford milk and have to put water in your oats.
We have ran out of milk, anyone fancy a bowl of Povo Porridge?
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When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
A term used to describe something that is "Just Right."
After looking at many coats today, I found one that was Baby Bear's Porridge, so I bought it!
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Porridge Pounder is a dark oatmeal stout created by Black Iron brewery for those darring enough to drink this bitter beer.
That Porridge Pounder is going to knock you on your ass.
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a poor person; someone who can only afford to eat porridge
stupid porridge eater, can't pay the bills
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The act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. An obviously naughty reference to Goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that Papa Bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. A calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.
Steve: Wow! That chick in the blue is into you.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.
Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.
Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.
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