Juice Portal

Juice Portal is a Power Socket / Plug Socket

Are You Using The Juice Portal ? Because I Need To Charge My Phone Battery

Portal Mirror

Portal Mirrors are used a lot by oracles in order to see the future. For all oracles, it is the mind that can see into the past, future, present. By using the Portal Mirrors, they can see more vividly what they saw, and can even pause, rewind, and fast forward the vision. This can also be used for a teleportation device. With a Portal Mirror, the user could travel anywhere in existence depending on the users mana.

The Oracle used her Portal Mirror to travel into her secret garden, only accessible by teleportation.

portal juice

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.

"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"

ghost portal

A gamer joke consisting of unexpected game sounds going off and on in your game play, preferably with a handheld.

Guy 1: I hear sounds in my game!
Guy 2: Yeah I get that often.
Guy 1: Did someone in this game open a ghost portal to the Netherworld? He needs to be killed right away!

Portal of Pleasure

Another name for a lady’s pussy.

Adam: How did it go last night with that girl John?
John: Well I had a fantastic time in her portal of pleasure, I was in for hours.

Portal The Anime

Also known as portal 3 or 2.5

person 1: I can't wait for Portal The Anime.
person 2: Is that a nuke this may be the last thing i write PRALE TNANE AIME

Portal Radio 10 Hours 5:18:48:14

A YouTube video that plays the Portal Radio loop for 10 hours, After 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds, The radio loop is interrupted by a half naked man who states "Time to do some push ups." He proceeds to go through a workout routine while simultaneously ripping ass. I mean actual butt hole destruction, like he makes lawn mower sounds from his ass.

Tom: Time to listen to my favorite video Portal Radio 10 Hours, I hope a man in his underwear doesn't interrupt 5 hours, 18 minutes, and 48 seconds in! Imagine if something happened to Portal Radio 10 hours 5:18:48:14 in!
King of Ass Ripping: J ͖̠̖̘̇̑̀͝o ̖͈̜͉̾̓h̴͉͂̇́n̴̞̲̣͓̕ ̟̐̃̚͜D ̱͌e̶̯̣̭̍̒̋͂ȩ̵̘̥̪̓̐ŕ̶͖͚̱̹͊ ̭̀̍̃͝T ̯̗̫̭͊̅͘r̶͕̾͐̎͠ã̶̝̖c ̧̄t ̰̻̌͑o ͍̂̃͂r̴͖̙͑̌ͅ ̵͕̎̓̈́Ă̵̦̰͐S̴̞̪̚͜ͅM̴̯̯̾̊R̴̦̘̤͐͐͛̀
Tom: GYATT!

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