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Plug n' Pray

Unlike the plug n' chug when a mathematician puts logical numbers into an equation. With the plug n' pray, mathamatician plug numbers into the equation and prays that there right.
-note mostly used by students failing a math course.

"dude I know i aced that math test i used the plug n' pray method."

by T-man2damax December 9, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eat Pray Love

This movie tells the story of a depressed, lonely, spoiled, self indulgent divorcee who travels around the world and finds herself. The only sad thing about her is her lack of self awareness and understanding that there is absolutely nothing unique or interesting about her. The only talent she has as far as you can tell from the movie is her ability to suck up a plate of spaghetti without getting sauce on her face.

The movie has no plot and the characters and dialogue are extremely boring. Watching this unfold for 2 and a half hours is like having a slow root canal.

The big surprise at the end is that she finds love again. This was indeed surprising to me as I was thinking that the poor guy that ends up with this woman is doomed.

"Have you seen that movie eat pray love?"

"yeah.. should have been called sit stare yawn."

by feces face August 23, 2012

65๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pull, spray and pray

Same as Pull and Pray with the added act of ejaculating on partner's face.

She told me to pull out so I did the pull, spray and pray. She had skeet all over her face.

by chemicalmind January 20, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'll Pray For You

Phrase:

Usually used by Christians (although it can be used by any person of belief) when speaking to a person of another faith/person without faith.

Essentially their way of talking down to others without swearing.

Which makes more sense: The universe was created by an all knowing, all powerful being, that leaves no trace of its existance? Or that our primitive ancestors created the concept of God because they were afraid and needed answers.

I'll pray for you.

* * * *

I'll pray for you.

Well fuck you too!

by flashwildecard November 28, 2010

89๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Praying at the Porcelain Altar

Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)

Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!

Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

by Andy the Great May 10, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat pray love

verb. typically used to describe Caucasians who travel to less developed countries in a hope for self-discovery.

Sarah is feeling a little bit stressed, she has decided to go to a private resort in Bali to eat pray love.

by October 6, 2022

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