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The act of getting incredibly excited about some project, creation or invention, usually to someone at a pub, bar or party, that deep down you know you may never even begin, let alone complete.
They spent another Saturday evening at The Town Hall Hotel procrasturbating about their film script.
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Guy 1: So insteed of studying for my exam on Saturday, I'm watching porn...
Guy 2: Wow, you must really be Procrasturbating.
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Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.
Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!
Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!
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when you lowkey horny but you tell yourself you’ll beat your schmeat later.
i am procrasturbating right now.
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Tweaking so hard you're procrastinating masturbation.
I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.
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The act of jerking off as a way of putting off schoolwork or other shitty, unpleasant tasks.
He could have finished his projects but he spent all of his time procrasturbating.
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To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.
1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
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