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Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
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A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.
A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=
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When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.
I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.
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The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon
The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it
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protect : watch
ya : your
neck : dick
so protect ay neck means to watch your ass
"watch ya step kid... yo ya best protect ya neck" - wu tang
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When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.
We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.
Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"
"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"