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Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.
Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
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One of the finest intellectuals of our time. Lilliam Pumpernickel, or "Lil Pump" as his followers in the Gucci Gang call him is a current day prophet from Miami with the goal of spreading love and unity throughout our world.
One of his most famous quotes
"Spehn teh rack on uh noo cheh" roughly translates to
"loving your neighbor as yourself is the greatest thing a man can do"
Lil Pump daily 2 gallons on the juice of the gods, lean, and smokes about 3, 5 pound blunts. Because of his excessive sipping and smoking he has been enlightened to seek out the actress of iCarly,Miranda Cosgrove, and have many children to to further the intellectual growth of humanity. His followers, also known as "Gucci Gangsters" are so passionate about their leader they will do anything to stop or silence any criticism about Lil Pump. They scream, yell and raise their burning pitchforks at anyone who dares to halt the furtherment of our race by Lil Pump.
....Naaaaaaah that slibba high key retarded as fuck.....
Dan- "yo did u hear lil pumps new song"
Tom- "ya dude the message is so deep more people need to hear the message"
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To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.
We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.
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to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles
lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max
When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.
Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?
She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.
Basically means 4 shotguns that a streamer called Daequan used to use all the time. Takes up stupid amount of your inventory space but worth it. 20 shotgun shells melting ur doodoo default skin. They sound OP but epic games got rid of the fucking thing. When you try to switch shotguns now, u need to wait for a century to shoot the damn thing. Plus shotguns only do 9 damage now.
Daequan: C'mere boi ooga booga booga!
A defult skin: Oh not this again
Daequan: Quadruple Pumps the default in the face.
Default: OOF!!!
When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure
Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!
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