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Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.
“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”
“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”
“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)
Snafu's Razor: It only happens all at once.
This principle expresses what happens when life simultaneously conspires against an individual, throwing more stuff against his/her world than can stick. It is the opposite of the ideal, "Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window."
Nebbish was reassigned at work, his wife left him, his house was repossessed, and both of his parents needed heart valve replacements. He stated that it was simply Snafu's Razor at work.
If something fun disappears unexpectedly, the cause is litigation (real or imagined).
Person 1: I can't believe Nintendo took down that really cool Metroid fan game!
Person 2: You know, the buccini's razor and all that. The game was infringing their copyright.
Pump Razor : A razor the orginal gangster rappers used to hide in their teeth
bob : hey that dude is carrying a pump razor
thug: yeah ima punch that bitch in the jaw and make him swallow it
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Like ordinary tag, but with razors.
"We could play razor tag. Slice ya face. You're it." - Cam'ron
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A person of great distaste. Whose presence causes great pain.
Man those two British guys at Subway were a couple of Razor pusses.
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Razor Method Is where u wear a glove covered in razors and u whack-off with the glove on.
The dude just used the Razor Method
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