clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

bug report

When you are using some software, and something goes wrong, it is good form to submit a Bug Report to the software developers so they can fix the problem.

The form I was filling out wouldn't let me use alpha characters in the Drivers License field, so I submitted a Bug Report.

Beverage Report

A detailed description of last night's alcohol intake.

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.

Revenge Report

Reporting someone after you got into trouble to make yourself seem less bad

“We did not like it when you were mean”

“But Sarah was mean also.”

“Did you just try to Revenge Report?”

Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

report beckett

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.

My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."

report rape

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me

kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*