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clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti April 1, 2018


bug report

When you are using some software, and something goes wrong, it is good form to submit a Bug Report to the software developers so they can fix the problem.

The form I was filling out wouldn't let me use alpha characters in the Drivers License field, so I submitted a Bug Report.

by Ozzie321 February 20, 2019


Beverage Report

A detailed description of last night's alcohol intake.

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.

by alf dent April 15, 2013


report beckett

In gaming, when one of your teammates goes AFK and the other team slaughters your own.
Derived from "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" when Cutler Beckett freezes up and gets cannoned to death.

My best friend and I were Leaguing and he inconveniently went to the bathroom just before our team deathmatch began. When our team lost, I opened up a chat box to the moderators and said, "Report Beckett, plz."

by Muchacho DeGringo January 24, 2018


report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019


report rape

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me

kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*

by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020


cloud report

When People smoke drugs and then blow the white smoke out ( known As A Cloud) out while filming it and posting it to social media.

Have you seen The Daily Cloud Report on Tumblr?

There are always so many Clouds being by the weatherman Brandon on there.

by BrandonDallas January 9, 2017