the hottest of them all
oh she also had a sexual affair with alexander hamilton for 3 years so yeah
damn, that girl's almost as hot as miss maria reynolds.
March 24th the day when we celebrate ryan reynolds as one sexy man
Ryan Reynolds appreciation day is so fun
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A place weβre thots go to school, they all vape and juul. They all have long hair and they are trying to be cool, but their not and they are just all dicks. Their football team is trash and so is their volleyball worst middle school ever!
I go to reynolds middle school and their are so many hoes
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The act of laying on ones side with the bottom arm and hand propping up the head with one leg extended and one leg bent, thus exposing the genital region. Generally performed by a male who is trying to illicit sexual interest from another male. It is generally performed wearing only a pair of briefs. It is reminiscent of a early 70's Burt Reynolds Playgirl pose. It is a completely gay move.
Next thing I know Scotchycockandballs is giving me a Burt Reynolds '74 and I think he wants to spoon.
What did you do?
I puked and left the room.
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when one awakes after a night of drinking and finds a little poopy in their mustache
joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds
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Starlet (Star) Jones Reynolds is a lawyer. A diva. A talk show co-host at ABC's The View. Recently got married to Al Reynolds who happens to be a banker and gay. She got corporations to sponsor her recent wedding. She is a pop icon.
I saw Star Jones with Al Reynolds last night at the club. Al started checking out my boyfriend. Star got pissy and sat on Al.
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