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The act of touching one’s erect penis with another man’s erect penis in a head butting motion. If performing this act too long a gooey sperm bridge form between the heads.
Hey Henry that was an amazing round of bumping rods last night.
Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.
Rod Hopping is when a gamer attempts to bunny hop or fast hop but stays in the same spot jumping up and down.
Did you see Chia, he was Rod Hopping so hard everyone was laughing at him.
Get rod is a term that refers to "go fuck yourself"
Yo bro, I was chill but then this bro got wild it was unchill so I told him to GET ROD. It was chill
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Numb Rod is the first cousin of the dreaded whiskey dick, yet with Numb Rod the male is able to maintain an erection while participating in a sexual act. The only problem is the excessive amounts of alcohol makes in nearly impossible for the man to ejaculate.
Fuck it, I give up! That Numb Rod got the best of me again. (Inter-monologue, “I’ll just jack-off tomorrow.”)
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Double birds. Extending two middle fingers. Used as a greeting by fans of Houston's KGOW 1560 AM.
Hey Sean & John, long-time listener, 1st-time caller. Double rods!
A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.
Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."
Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"
Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"