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The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.
Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.
Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo
The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo
We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.
A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else
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Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
That annoying ass guy from Steven Universe
Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
Cristi ronaldo is a football player. His biggest rival is Barcamoula.
"Cristi ronaldo!!!!!"
A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.
Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.
*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"
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