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Your roommate who is likely preparing their post Pilates non-gmo, organic, blue spirulina, chia seed smoothie bowl with a side of judgemental gaze towards you and your pregaming companions.
“God, Brooke is such an almond roommate. I ran into her this morning as she got back from CrossFit and she said she “admires my willingness to let go on the weekends” like.. what?”
A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates
The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.
Also known as NRS, this temporary loss of reality occurs when you invite a good friend to move in with you. For a brief period anything seems feasible, and impossible promises like "you can borrow my car" and "I'll help you buy things" are made in a haze of idealism. The potential roommate is quickly infected (this syndrome is highly contagious) and takes on the same delusions. Symptoms begin wearing off after several weeks and than fade completely when the individual is ejected and you never speak again.
New Roommate Syndrome Sufferer: Stop racking your brain looking for places, you can come live with me!! Rent is cheap and I can give you a ride to work now that we'll both be living in the city!!
NRS Sufferer 2: That sounds great!! I can sell my car and quit my second job!!
Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.
We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.
The real identity of a person using a Vtuber model.
Uruha Rushia from Hololive got in trouble when fans found out that her roommate has a boyfriend.
A word for someone you snog, marry and have five children with, but only as a very drawn-out joke within an obviously platonic relationship.
Who's that woman? Just my roommate. Nothing to see here.
How historians refer to people like Sappho and Hercules
"Ah yes, these female roommates from 1890 who lived together for 60 years until they died, never married, and died shortly one after the other."