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To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol
We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.
If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends
When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.
Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.
2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.
(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."
(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."
Diarrhea.
*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.
Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.
When hail falls on a car dealership, all the new and used cars get dinged up by the hail. They are then put on sale for a reduced price. Hence the term, "hail sale".
After that mega-thunderstorm moved through, the local dealership had a hail sale.
A bat often brought to a sale by older women which is used to fight for a sale item. Usually done when another grandma tries to get the same sale item you wanted first. Sale Bats are also part of the pre-Christmas workout called 'Sale-R-cise', although it can be used at any time. The first known use of a Sale Bat was on April 27, 2011 when Beatrice and Paul Middleton were playing with one. You have to be careful not to get caught with it or else you will hear Mom yell very loudly.
Beatrice: Hey Wilson, want me to teach you how to use a Sale Bat?
Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?
Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!
Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!
Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.
Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!
Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.
Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).
Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.