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A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.
“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”
It's when your giving head but with a donut equipted
Hey wanna go to starbucks for a donut sample.
When you are clapping that ass and go to bust on her chest, but just push out a core of poop out of your urethra that you just jackhammered back into her small intestine.
She asked me to get her and African core sample to study. After a good struggle fuck, I shot one right on her reading classes.
When you have sex with a person from each race
Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know
The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.
Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling
Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!
Person B: Kill yourself!
A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.
Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife
'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'
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'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'
Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms
Lane Sample is a ugly mf fucker