Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

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pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

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feeding two birds with one scone

The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.

I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."

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Alasken Scone

When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.

Sconer got alasken sconed! dont alasken scone yourself now buddy!

fruit scone

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face

Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!

Prone scone

A person with a large belly laying down, especially to masturbate.

I’m so full of cake but I’m horny, I’m goin’ prone scone.

scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"

*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh