When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.
You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.
when your mother doesnt put any pickles on your sammich.
Yo my mom pickle shafted me again last night
Someone who is being annoying or stupid. Basically being called a penis!
Person 1- "Stockholm is in germany"
Person 2- Oh my god! what a bell shaft!
Refers to lipstick, chapstick, lip gloss and pertains to anything that can discolor the shaft during fellatio
Got dry lips? Don't forget your shaft paint!
The act of taking a man's penis inside one's mouth and blowing a 'raspberry', or humming, whilst said penis is inside one's mouth. The aim of this is to send orgasmic vibrations down the shaft of the penis in order to give the receptor the best jizz of his life.
My girlfriend gave me a shaft raspberry last night, there was cum everywhere. It sounded gross, though.
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to get screwed or to have bad luck. to get the short end of the deal.
Ian:" can i have a ride to lunch?''
Lerman:'' fuck no"
Ty:" ha that bitch jus got shafted"
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The sheehan shaft is a massive penis that rises from the ground when you sacrifice a animal or person and strikes lightning on a person of choice
The sheehan shaft is here
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