re-shard

the action of acquiring more shards after a shard binge.

Eddie burned up the dope, and was coming down so he had to re-shard like a shardtard.

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T-Shard

A man's favorite shirt that has gotten so ratty it's held together only by shoulder stitching, print and grim determination to avoid the garbage pail.

Honey, where's my favorite T-Shard???

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A shard of glass

A person with a toxic personality that is fully see threw from the outside. A very vibrant toxic personality that us clearly reflected but probably overshadowed by their gothic fairy outfit.

Quirky bitch: "OMG SHES SO HOT"

A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)

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She-Shards

The splintered pieces of glass left everywhere after a woman (like Kamala Harris) shatters a Glass Ceiling.

"When Kamala Harris became the first woman (and woman of color) to assume the title of Vice-President, a glass ceiling SHATTERED, leaving She-Shards everywhere!"

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glass shards

what you put in bleach or scream when you step on it

I LOVE MY CLOROX WITH GLASS SHARDS. OR F**K I STEPPED ON A GLASS SHARD

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Knock A Shard Off

To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!

I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.

Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.

dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?