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Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn
To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.
"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."
When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.
Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew
It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.
"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)
Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.
Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.
You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.
Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
When a gay man asks a straight man to shave him with a rechargeable shaver, instantly making a strange environment for everyone concerned.the gay gentleman proceeds to get topless and point to areas he would like shaved