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Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.
Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.
The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.
You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.
Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
When a gay man asks a straight man to shave him with a rechargeable shaver, instantly making a strange environment for everyone concerned.the gay gentleman proceeds to get topless and point to areas he would like shaved
It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.
"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)
When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.
Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew
Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.
Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.
Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn