Skip The Banana

To “Skip A Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

To “Skip The Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

“Yo Sean, did you get with that gay guy Andrew.”

Sean- “Nah bro, I skipped that banana”

Skip The Dishes

An advertisement you will often see in Reddit and it's been going on for nearly 5 years now.

Skip The Dishes

shit-skip

The way you walk/run when you have to shit realy bad.
Shit interchangeble with piss

1: Dude, I had to shit-skip all the way up the stairs at school the other day!
2: Hey Paul, look at that guy piss-skipping down the street!

Skip strip

1. An area of hair (usually a strip) that you skip on accident while shaving. The term applies to any area of the body. (legs, underarms, pubes, etc.)

(looking at leg) Haha, I found a skip strip! "Darn it, I hate when that happens!"

skip rat

a person normally clad in addidas extra stripe (or addidas miss a stripe) whom forages in skips looking for discarded items to sell.also a derogatory term for any bitch that looks like a proper minger

why dont u fuck off you skip rat.

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skipping school

the act of pretending to go to school but actually taking part in other uneducational activities

I caught my daughter skipping school with her boyfriend

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Skip Day

The day you have to move hotels in order to come back the next day to stay another 28 days, when you are living in a hotel. You must be gone 24 hours to not establish residency and to give them the change to really clean all the shit out of your toilet.

Craig, I see you are packing all your belongings in your car...is this your Skip Day? If it's your Skip Day, i will see you tomorrow, maybe you get the same room.

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