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Some fat cunt asshole who wont stop being a little shit/ stupid whore.
Why is your mum such a Smeg Head Shit Face
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The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!
Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?
Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?
getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible
Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day
A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.
Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg
An illegal Drug
You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz
Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?