Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.

Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'

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smooth face

describing someone with a complexion that reflects someone with a disability or particularly downs syndrome.

"Tom! Shut up you smooth face bastard!"

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Niggary Smooth

When a Nigga dances so well that it’s as if it was butter

Nigga1: *Dances niggary smooth*

Faggot ass white cracker nigga: Stfu dumb nigga

*Gets shot

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marlboro smooth

New mentholated ciggarette from marlboro, released in a sleek blue and silver pack to compete with newports, and known for their andes-mint-like taste. Doing so well that 100's size are to be released.

"Hey Jimmy, lets run in da sto' and grab some Newports" "No way man, ima get me's some Marlboro Smooths, dey taste like andes mints!"

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Smooth Suit

One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.

Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"

Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."

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smooth cave

The inside of a women's vagina. It was mentioned in The Odyssey.

Lisa, I wanna blow a load in your smooth caves.

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