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When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
When a female encounters the sticking of toilet paper on the stubble of her freshly shaven vagina, after unrinating.
A upper-front side dingleberry would be a Hairy Smoothie.
When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.
Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!
The act of eating a bussy out but the femboy has not wiped in a many years and the person eating out the bussy throws up all over the bussy and keeps on going
John says "Mick bro I just had the best time of my life giving that smelly femboy Blackberry Smoothie" Mick says "Dude your fucking disgusting"
1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!
-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.
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A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.
Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.
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A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.
I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.
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