Snow

A magical powder that can either be frozen water or an illegal drug

Snow is fucking awesome

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SNOW

the white shit all over your yard during the winter

no dear thats just white shit

if you dont know what SNOW is go fuck yourself your retarded

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Snowing

The post coital act of scraping dried sperm from the shaft of your penis onto the tongue of your gaping wife / husband/ partner / abductee.

“Shiiiiit, take that snow on your tongue bitch”

“Make is snow baby”

“I love it when it’s snowing”

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Snowed in

See nextflix and chill.

Damn we can't go anywhere....we are snowed in.

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Snow

God's cum sprinkled on Earth like he froze it, melted it a bit, and then sprinkled it like Paprika!

Oh my god I love snow in my mouth!

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Snowed

You walk into a room.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.

Dude, your face is sticky. And white. Wait- Dude, did you get fucking SNOWED again?

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snow-how

Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.

"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin