A magical powder that can either be frozen water or an illegal drug
Snow is fucking awesome
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the white shit all over your yard during the winter
no dear thats just white shit
if you dont know what SNOW is go fuck yourself your retarded
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The post coital act of scraping dried sperm from the shaft of your penis onto the tongue of your gaping wife / husband/ partner / abductee.
βShiiiiit, take that snow on your tongue bitchβ
βMake is snow babyβ
βI love it when itβs snowingβ
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God's cum sprinkled on Earth like he froze it, melted it a bit, and then sprinkled it like Paprika!
Oh my god I love snow in my mouth!
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You walk into a room.
People are hiding behind doors and walls with dick in hand.
They pop out of nowhere and splatter you with their gooey snow.
Dude, your face is sticky. And white. Wait- Dude, did you get fucking SNOWED again?
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Snow-how, a portmanteau of snow and know-how, is the knowledge and skill utilized during snow and inclement weather.
"Right. So these European settlers, who were total ding-dongs, came in the dead of winter, with zero snow-how. These underprepared vacationers turned to eating each other to survive. Eventually, though, they realized they were surrounded by scores of edible fish and wildlife." ~ Nick Offerman as Beef Tobin