spiritual blackout

One who's level of spirituality causes temporary loss of consciousness.

Let's get super spiritual and blackout!
He has spiritual blackouts all the time.

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spiritual eyesore

A woman who is beautiful on the outside but ugly on the inside

ralph: Do you know what a spiritual eyesore is?
ned: Do I? Shit! I'm married to one, buddy. Hello?
fiona: Hey! I heard that, motherfucker!
ned: Oops! Sorry, dear!

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spiritual moment

Taking a break after dragging wood out of river because stupid people cut the tree down wrong.

Westminster Woods work trip sitting on a pile of sticks. " Lets have a spirtual moment"

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Spiritual Journey

I knew the term "Soulmate" from ones..
and I knew the term "Twinflame" from ones - which is you.

Spiritual Journey

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Spiritual Pressure

When Someone is so fat the ground shakes when they walk.

Bro he's so fat when he get's up I feel his spiritual pressure shaking the ground

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Spiritual Masturbation

When an individual subscribing to a particular religion boasts about their good deeds, charitable donations, and seeming-selfless acts in an attempt to be recognised as a more “god-like” person, or “doing god’s work”. Sometimes at the expense of embarrassment and humiliation to the recipient of the giver’s self-serving “generosity”.

Could be Similar and related to “virtue signaling” “white savior complex”

Examples of Occurrence:
“Yah so I was in Costa Rica setting up these churches to provide food to starving children and….
Did I tell you that I bought a house for John? Man he just really needs a hand-up right now and I’m blessed to be the hands and feet of Jesus… His drug addiction has just really flipped his life upside down.”

“We mobilised like 20 people to get her moved

In with a new baby crib and kids stuff that same weekend. Her boyfriend beats on her and she got pregnant really young so has been living hand-to-fist. We invited her to church Sunday!”

Every time I meet with that guy, he just spiritually masturbates the entire time. Never shuts up about all the good deeds he does for down-and-outs. Really personal information too.

It seems like everyone from that church is addicted to spiritual masturbation.

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Spiritual but not Religious

An ignorant and safe phrase for someone who doesn’t want to be pigeon-holed into a religion but doesn’t have the mental fortitude to admit or come to the conclusion that they either don’t know if there is and/or don’t believe there is a god or religion is wrong. (Agnosticism and Atheism, respectively).

Amy’s friend is Christian and while she doesn’t believe in the crack pot theories the Bible teaches like homosexuals should be stoned to death or a dude rose from the dead like a zombie, she either doesn’t want to confront her friend for fear of loss (and what a loss that would be), or she just doesn’t want to argue against it, passively condoning her behavior by stating, “you know, I’m just like spiritual but not religious. Also, I know you don’t believe in sex until marriage, but we can totally get ass-blasted by Darren tonight!”

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