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Squirrel

Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.

Sarah: I won the tournament

Tom: You trash for real

Sarah: You a squirrel!

by Ohwowandioopsksksksksksk September 14, 2019


Squirrel

The only acceptable food for a nice Friday Night Dinner

”A lovely bit of squirrel

by Urban-Words July 18, 2019


squirrel

animal, small rodent with a bushey tail

The squirrel grabbed to acorn and took off into the tree.

by ilovebirds2424 December 18, 2014


Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester

Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!

by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018


Squirrel

Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).

1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"

2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"

Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"

by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 2, 2022


squirrel

Me

Me: I'm a squirrel
Friend: nice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022


Squirrel

What Han Jisung of Stray Kids is. A cute af squirrel.

“Look at Jisung! He’s so cute.”
“No, that’s an adorable squirrel.”

by AuroraLovesHanJisung June 7, 2020