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A stoner is almost always a self given title, by people who smoke a lot of marijuana. These people tend to be non violent, yet extremely lazy. They do not contribute to society and spend most of their (or their parents) money on pot. Stoners are well known to be non constructive, apart from the odd one playing a musical instrument. Marijuana does not directly give them cancer or any extreme illness, but it does kill off creative braincells, despite what users may think. Some stoners have extreme short term memory and have selfish personality traits. A lot of stoners would pick pot over a lot more important things.
This is not a dig at stoners, this is what I have found out from my own personal research, at least 6 of my friends consider themselves as stoners, and this has been the basis for my definition.
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A person who smokes exsesivly and loves the ganja....But you know...stoners are the best...
Yea i smoke so much....im a damn stoner
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See no homo, but in a sense, relating to marijuana/cannabis related things.
1) When you say something extremely ridiculous, as if it were an idea to be thought of when you were blitzed out of your skull.
2) Any ridiculous statement pertaining to use of marijuana.
1) "Let's go... get some horses... and gallop down this fucking driveway, dude... oh, no stoner."
2) "I'm smoking like 10 bowls. No stoner, though."
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A cannibis enthusiast that also is of long hair and listens to mostly (if not only) rock and roll music. Pot smoking long haired rock and roll fan with out any ambition
There is A Stoner at school that always cuts class to get high and listen to tunes on the radio.
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Gods secondary disciples, they don’t go around telling people “hey I’m a stoner and I am sooooo high right now” posers who say stuff like that are generally the assholes of the smoking’ bud entertainment, stoners are good people who enjoy life (usually) more relaxed and…subtle.
Stoner #1 Did you see Joe goin' around the classroom telling everyone he was a stoner
Stoner #2 Yeah he is such a poser, hey you coming over to smoke some bud today
Stoner #1 Dude, have I ever said no too weed
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a marijuana smoker. generally refering to a demographic comprised mainly of undersupervised and marginally privileged youth. age is not limiting, however, most stoners beyond early twenties should be more accurately termed "burn outs." for stoners, marijuana smoking provides the most profound and foundational element of their personality, structure of belief, vocabulary, mannerisms, topics of interest, and secondary occupations. a secondary occupation is what the stoner may or may not do when he is not smoking marijuana, or alternately engaged in activities which are particularly enhanced by the effects of smoking marijuana, ex: viewing pink floyd's "the wall," sleeping, listening to pink floyd's album " the dark side of the moon" while watching "the wizard of ozz," succumbing to the munchies, or masturbating, physically, or mentally.
the acceptance into a stoner clique can help individuals without developed secondary interests bridge the gap of difference between themselves and other lonely masturbaters, alternatively providing an environment rich in opportunity to ponder the answers to man's deepest questions, or to log some time making paradoxes of the most mundane subjects.
the stoner may be recognized by his self proclamation through stickers, pins, buttons, drawings and patches picturing the cannabis plant on his clothes, vehicle, or other belongings. however, the stoner may appear as any classification, genre, or clique concerning the categorization of people. he may appear nondescript to the smallest element, or he may sport the fashions of the skaters, punks, hipsters, freaks, or other labels. one may also note a curious smell which accumulates over time in their clothing, vehicles, skin, and hair. not the smell of marijuana, or smoke, but a mild sour smell. the stoner may also be singled out by the smell of marijuana, the frequent use of eye drops, and lazy, half shut eylids resembling the thick fleshy eylids of the french. most commonly they are denoted by the darting paranoid eyes, or the semen stain on their pants.
"stoners are relaxed and thoughtful individuals."
"hey, lets go over to that stoner's house."
dialogue:
1: that stoner kid always writes in his diary
2: yeah, i noticed he writes in it every time he asks the teacher to be excused to go to the restroom.
1: someone told me it is his masturbation diary. he writes how many minutes it takes to ejaculate, the relative amount of semen, the technical method used, the mental image produced, the relative duration of the orgasm, and where he wiped his hand in the bathroom stall.
2: you're sick.
1: not compared to stoner masturbaters
2: ha ha ha, i guess you're right.
1: wanna get drunk tonight?
2: hell yeah.
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ME: Hello
Sister's Stoner Boyfriend: *Smokes weed* wha....
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